All right! Enough navel-wallowing. Let's talk about celebrity crushes. Harmless, healthy affections for people you'll never meet for whatever reason. I've got 'em in spades. My current heartthrobs, in no particular order:
-Adam Pally (how does Mindy Kaling keep plucking my favorite dudes? We would be great friends. I liked the guy who played her druggy ex, too, though I don't know his name.)
-Aaron Turner from SYTYCD (a celebrity to me, at least)
-A$AP Rocky (it pains me to type a dollar sign, but he's just so pretty)
-Vincent D'Onofrio, all the times
-Jonny Gomes OBVS
-The guy who plays pornstache on "Orange is the New Black" (and his half-brother Liev Schreiber, while I'm at it).
That's really just a small sampling, I do crush a lot. And I acknowledge that I do have a type, and that type is comedy guys. But I do have the odd deviation into the other famous professions.Who floats your boat? Male, female, whatever. Contribute, por favor. I could talk about this all day.